I would like to sincerely apologize for waking you up so many times last night. Even though you sprinkled extra pacifiers all around my crib, I somehow managed to drop every single one of them multiple times during the course of the night. It was simply out of my control.
Of course, I realize you require a good night’s sleep in order to function properly at work and be able to take care of me. I really didn’t want to wake you up but as I am currently unable to climb out of my crib and retrieve my own lost pacifiers, I’m afraid I had no other choice.
I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me.
With love and gratitude,